People watcher, book lover, movie fan, smartass by nature.
Communism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Socialism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
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VETERANS DAY.
Veterans vs. the Republican Party.
“40 Republicans senators thought it would be wrong to spend $1 billion on a bill to reintegrate veterans into the domestic workforce, partly because of the amount of money we had already gladly spent on wars that made them veterans in the first place.”
For real.
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At 10:04pm on November 12th, 1955, the courthouse clock tower in Hill Valley, California was struck by lightning; it hasn’t rung since. Marty transported back to October 26th, 1985 at 1:24am soon after the lightning strike sending necessary 1.21 gigawatts to the flux capacitor.
It was November 5, 1955, the day Doc invented time travel.
Seinfeld Love.
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
My friend dressed her dog up as Marty McPug from Back to the Future.
McPUG!
Well, looks like Rory Gilmore is still covering Barack Obama’s campaign bahahahahah
MTE
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This made me LOL.
New York’s Hottest Club is CONCESSION. It has everything: Failed Randites, angry babies, bitter Mormon housewives. Careful of the bouncer, it’s Nate Silver with a chart full of women! Also, don’t get caught in the car elevator bathroom, because it’s occupied by a guy named Adelson who flushed millions of dollars and now wants to dance with Karl Rove and the Supreme Court in the Dead Sea.
Original here. (Fixed it for HadersGonnaHade, BillHaderProfessionalLifeRuiner, and FuckYeahBillHader, etc.)
